The Sloths
All ten playable pilots with their real in-game stats, signature abilities and top mastery unlocks. Unlock new pilots by spending gold — or hitting kill milestones.
Balanced all-rounder.
Tanky but slow.
High area and damage, low HP.
Very fast, high damage, fragile.
High magnet range and XP gain.
Fast cooldowns, high luck.
High projectile speed, good armor.
Extreme damage, very slow cooldowns.
High gold gain and luck.
Very fast, good damage and area.
How to pick your pilot
Stats are multipliers on your build — there's no single best pilot, only the best for your goal.
New players
NeoByte (free, balanced) and Pandypaws (tanky) are the most forgiving. Survive longer, learn the upgrade picks, bank gold.
Gold farming
SynthBeats (×1.5 gold, bribes death) is the premier farmer. Pair with the Midas Core relic and Asteroid Miner picks.
Fast leveling
HoloDrift (×1.35 XP, huge magnet) and CodeBreaker (0.6× cooldown) snowball builds the quickest.
Max carnage
NovaByte (high area+damage) and NeonVortex (2× damage sniper, executes) melt screens — but they're fragile, so kite hard.
High skill ceiling
Glitch (phase-shift dodges) and SkyByte (Sonic Boom / HYPER BOOM) reward aggressive movement.
Leaderboard pushing
Any pilot at Mastery T6–T7 with maxed relics and a finished synergy. Pick the one you have the most kills on.
Reading the stats
Bars show base HP, move speed and armor. Chips are multipliers applied to your build: higher DMG / AREA / GOLD / XP / PROJ is better and lower CD is better (faster cooldowns). Every pilot also has 5 shared mastery tiers (Speed → Damage → Area → Cooldown) before the signature T6/T7 unlocks shown on each card.